Repelling advances from the opposite sex

1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"
   Woman:"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V D Clinic."

2. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?
   Woman:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

3. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
   Woman:"No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

4. Man: "Want to Dance?"
   Woman:"No, thank you."
   Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you.",

5. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
   Woman:"It's in the phone book."
   Man: "But I don't know your name."
   Woman:"That's in the phone book too.

6. Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
   Woman:"Female impersonator.

7. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?
   Woman:"Unfertilized, go away!"

8. A graying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

9. Two young dudes are striding down the street and one glances at a girl who has just walked by. She turns around and sneers at him, "What are you looking at?" His friend comes to the rescue: "He thought you were good looking. Man, was he was mistaken!"

10. "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

11. Guy: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
    Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"